This is What Delusional People Sound Like

THIS is what delusional people sound like.

John and Pat Colby actually have a Facebook group they call “Colby’s Documentation of Sociopathic Stalkers Robin Jansen and TBSC”. Gee, there’s nothing at all creepy about that group name. Let’s look at the creeps in it and the creepy stuff they post over there.

Here’s something Pat Colby recently shared. You decide who is stalking and harassing who here.


John Cohen Colby Loves to Libel Strangers


John and Pat complain a lot about being stalked and harassed but let’s face it. Nobody stalks and harasses more people in Santa Cruz than John and Pat Colby. They are a wrecking crew of libel, online stalking, and harassment.

It’s the one thing they are truly good at.

Just for the record: John Cohen Colby does not know anyone named “Tom Cunniff” personally. He has no idea who he is, although he seemingly has lots of delusional theories about who he is. And the single “Like” on John’s comments came from his sister and girlfriend Pat. Go figure.

Got Spam?

Here’s a little (ok, it’s a lot) more insight into the delusional and hateful mind of John Cohen Colby. In this online rant he titled “Santa Cruz PD displays negligence and criminal association, adverse political influence”, John goes after the SCPD. As if he and his sister stalking them all day downtown isn’t bad enough.

And he doesn’t just go after the SCPD. He uses it as an excuse to libel, stalk and harass a number of innocent people that have nothing to do with his original complaint. And since John and Pat are both “disabled”, we pay for them to do this. Sad but true.

Here’s the full text:

“Formal appeal of CPRA response about email to Santa Cruz High School threatening mass shooting”

I am exercising my CPRA rights anticipating litigation to obtain (all) the requested records without waiting for the Santa Cruz Police Department to conclude its investigation and capture the suspect(s) if there actually are any.
I am acting in the public’s interest:
* They have a fundamental right to understand the threat to them and their children (if this reveals related acts of domestic terrorism against Santa Cruz County residents).
* I know about the Santa Cruz Police Department, the crimes of its leaders, and the unresolved murder of nineteen year old surfer Carl Reimer at the Mission Gardens Apartments at 90 Grandview Street (which has been investigated by at least eight lead detectives according to Carl’s distraught mother)
* I have observed that Deputy Chief Steve Clark seems embedded with domestic terror group Take Back Santa Cruz.
* I have observed from the Internet posting of Take Back Santa Cruz hate mongers (who have been gang stalking my sister and I although they and their leader Analicia Cube crazily claim we are stalking them) that Clark appears to have colluded with them to unethically and illegally destroy the progressive City Council campaigns of Leonie Sherman and Bruce Van Allen
* I don’t trust the Santa Cruz Police Department can complete a professional, competent, successful and speedy investigation.
* Carl Reimer’s family still has not received justice although he was slain at Mission Gardens where my sister Patricia Colby and I witnessed the probable shooter Dax Lachica yet they took the witness testimony of his gangster friends Dmitri Palmer, Drew Levine and Nick Peddle (none who called 911 like we did) and the testimony of gang den mother Rory Lachica who tutored them all in crime.
* The Santa Cruz Police Department adamantly refuses to use our witness testimony although we were passing confidential updates to then lead investigator Sergeant Jonathan Bush.
* Santa Cruz Police Department officers perjured themselves by telling federal agents from HUD’s Office of Inspector General (OIG) that there were gangsters at Mission Gardens while officers taking criminal police reports for us denied this.
* Santa Cruz Police Department officers claimed these criminals terrorizing me posed no threat to me — potentially to reduce the City of Santa Cruz’s liability for criminal negligence because I used court and police records to prove the department knowingly allowed dangerous criminals to reside and return there.
* The Santa Cruz Police Department protected these criminals (who terrorize the Mission Gardens community and pose a threat to the surrounding neighborhood) including but not limited to (fraudsters, sex criminals, alleged methamphetamine addicts and drug dealers, reckless DUI drivers, homophobes, mail thieves and hate criminals) Tania Story and Craig Akey, the (violent and reckless driving) Lachica mafioso family, (violent felon, reckless DUI driver and fraudster) Nebosia Freeman. (fraudster, homophobe and hate criminal) Kim Ellis and (fraudster, former methamphetamine abuser, alcoholic, reckless DUI driver, homophobe, mail thief and hate criminal) Robin Jansen who with others committed hate crimes against my sister and I claiming to other residents that we are insane and mentally unstable harassers, that I was and still am a *gay* child molester (especially to resident parents trying to incite hate violence against me), that my sister ad I are incestuous, that I eat her “clam”, that we fake our disabilities to defraud the government, that I hacked their computers, that I peep in Section 8 residents’ windows and who stalked my asthmatic sister with cigarettes and second hand tobacco smoke.
* The Santa Cruz Police Department allowed John Stewart Company Senior Vice President and Santa Cruz planning commissioner Mari Tustin — who endorsed former mayor and present County Supervisor Ryan Coonerty, former mayor Lynn Robinson, former mayor Cynthia Mathews and present city council member David Terrazas — to deny criminals resided at Mission Gardens while they terrorized my sister, I and other residents, then allowed John Stewart Company attorney Nathan Benjamin to falsely terminate my tenancy (during a HUD OIG investigation) claiming I was harassing these criminals by calling the police about their continuing criminal acts.
Thank you for noting all of this when you consider whether the Santa Cruz Police Department — especially Deputy Chief Steve Clark — will truly protect your students and their families over the interests of domestic terror group Take Back Santa Cruz and City Council members and City staff who are beholden to their anti-homeless, racist agenda of fear mongering to cement their hold on power.
Because a City of Santa Cruz Deputy Attorney claimed (in a letter) that about 20 carbon copied City of Santa Cruz officials all denied receiving an emailed CPRA request, I ask you to confirm receipt of this message ASAP via fax, email and telephone voicemail or I will continue resending it until I receive a confirmation.

Originally published 12/18/2014

Give Pat a Donut

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.


But in all seriousness, I’m guessing that the feelings are mutual about John and Pat from SCPD. John and Pat are notorious for stalking and harassing SCPD downtown along Pacific Avenue. They don’t even try to hide this fact. They seem to take pride in offending as many people as possible.

Here are just a couple examples, all posted on John’s YouTube account. He obviously takes pride in his stalking and harassment of SCPD.

John and Pat sticking their nose in someone else’s business:

Wow. Better get that all on video John.

Here’s Pat flaunting the fact that she’s faking her physical “disability” as she walks just fine along Laurel as she yaps on the phone with SCPD (around the 3:15 mark)

It’s a thug’s life. You’re judged by the friends you keep.

Thanks for the insight Pat. What would we do without you?

HUD Rejects John For Stupidity



Here’s another example of John stalking and harassing his former neighbors at the Mission Garden Apartments. In this case, the victim is someone named “Rory Lachica”, who I’ve noticed is a frequent victim of John and Pat’s ongoing stalking and harassment. 2 months later, John would be served with an eviction notice for stalking and harassing his neighbors and the staff of the Mission Garden Apartments. I laughed at how the woman from HUD addressed John’s laundry list of complaints in a calm and professional manner. John called this the “blow off letter” from HUD. Hilarious!

If you want to read more about this and his history on this, you gotta check this link out.

It’s John’s “smoking gun”

Time For a Reality Check

I have no idea who “Tommy Cunniff” is, or “A&W” or “Bed Springer”so as usual, the Colbys are stalking and harassing yet another innocent person. It’s just another reason this website exists. To show the world who they truly are. I’m just documenting their behavior. They can cry all they want about it existing but they supply the material. They are bullies and this is the world pushing back.

They complain about stalking and harassment but spend 5 minutes reading what they write and you’ll see they are the ones doing the stalking and harassment. John was evicted for it. It’s been a recurring pattern of behavior for a long time.


John Cohen Colby Loves to Inspect Porta Potties

What do you like to do in your free time?

I know inspecting local porta potties would be somewhere at the bottom of my list, probably right above picking up other people’s dogshit in the park.

John Cohen Colby has made it his personal mission to inspect all local porta potties for ADA requirements. Thank god we have John Cohen Colby here to protect us all from non-compliant porta potties. But be warned. I’ve heard horror stories of peeping toms hiding under porta potties. If you see a guy wearing a chimp hat hiding under a porta potty, run away. Or better yet, lock the door from the outside and push it over.

John Cohen Colby Needs Your Permission to Stalk and Harass You


At least that’s what the FBI told him. John has been stalking and harassing some guy he doesn’t know. Apparently, he thinks this guy and his girlfriend have been stalking him, his sister, and his dead mother (who isn’t complaining because she’s apparently dead).

Apparently self proclaimed FOIA expert John Cohen Colby wasn’t aware that people are entitled to their privacy, and the FBI kind of recognizes that right. You know, that same right he’s complaining to them about, they take that privacy stuff seriously.

Here’s what the FBI has to say about stalker assholes like John Colby and his FOIA requests he spams to anyone and everyone:

Public Interest Disclosure. If you seek disclosure of any existing records on this basis, you must demonstrate that the public interest in disclosure outweighs personal privacy interests. In this regard, you must show that the public interest sought is a significant one, and that the requested information is likely to advance that interest.

Oh wait, you mean baseless personal vendettas against strangers don’t fit the bill?

I wonder how many people at the FBI got a laugh out of John’s request?


Just A Coincidence


I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that these people that John stalks on Facebook and hates so much are the same people that he used to live next to in his Section 8 apartment in the Mission Garden Apartments. He drove them crazy until they finally had enough and together, with the help of the property managers and HUD had John evicted. It’s all spelled out in detail here.

  • Ongoing harassment of other tenants including but not limited to approaching and photographing female caregivers after dark” (So he’s a peeping tom too?)
  • Ongoing harassment and disturbance of quiet enjoyment of other residents including but not limited to harassment of disabled tenants” (Is that how he advocates for the disabled? By harassing them?)
  • Harassment of management including false accusations and gathering and publishing personal data regarding management employees and their families” (Sounds like stalking to me)
  • Stalking behavior at management staff” (I’m not the only who thinks so)

It’s all there, all the gory details, in John’s eviction notice, which John himself shared with the world online. It isn’t hard to find. Google found it for me.