John Cohen Colby Loves to Inspect Porta Potties

What do you like to do in your free time?

I know inspecting local porta potties would be somewhere at the bottom of my list, probably right above picking up other people’s dogshit in the park.

John Cohen Colby has made it his personal mission to inspect all local porta potties for ADA requirements. Thank god we have John Cohen Colby here to protect us all from non-compliant porta potties. But be warned. I’ve heard horror stories of peeping toms hiding under porta potties. If you see a guy wearing a chimp hat hiding under a porta potty, run away. Or better yet, lock the door from the outside and push it over.